PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a com